Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

AHHHHHH I haven’t had POCKY in foreverrrrrrrrrrrr

She fell asleep on my butt.


the greatest horse in all of animation history

(Source: , via the-absolute-best-posts)

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

(Source: chromesthetic, via heyfunniest)

my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me


(Source: milkdays, via the-absolute-best-posts)

So gay your asshole has a lisp.

Some of the best quotes come from my Chipotle bag haha. #Chipotle #WhiteGirlStatus (at Chipotle Mexican Grill)

I’m sooooooo excited.

Pool time. (at Carolina Ale House - Knoxville)

Time for food with @lbrose91 Jessica, and Andrew :D (at Carolina Ale House - Knoxville)

Got some groceries at Costco :D

Really old photo from like 5 years ago #throwbackthursday #tbt

Smokies just took the lead in the bottom of the 8th (at Smokies Baseball Park)